Stu the Neet
Stu wakes up in the same chair he fell asleep in. He moderates servers nobody remembers joining, watches anime with the curtains closed, loses entire afternoons to video games, and treats every private browser tab like a sacred responsibility.
He eats when Grandma knocks. He showers when the WiFi goes down. He has not had a meaningful conversation with someone outside a Discord call since the previous administration.
If this is hitting a little too close to home, if this sounds suspiciously like your daily routine, then you already know where you belong.
